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Ben Shapiro
Don’t be ridiculous, Ben Shapiro wouldn’t show concern for another person.
lets not forget this gem
cant believe we’re leaving out this
and more importantly this
interesting how you forgot
and
ok but
and
and these ones too
I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:
excuse me but:
where would we be withour kermit
can’t believe y'all forgot
Swipe RIGHT
Be honest though, the temptation to remove her other arm would always be there in the back of your mind.
Symmetry has an undeniable appeal.
are you a murderer?
@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me
reasons I’m still on this hellsite:
1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable
worlds tallest vampire
count everest
mount dracula
Wouldn’t mind if i do
Anonymous asked:
How big is your cock????
tattooed-disappointment answered:
Ask someone who’s seen it
You have never seen your own penis
No thats gay
God u know when ur sleepy drunk or high and ur trying to plug the charger into your phone but you keep missing the phones pussy like stay PUT
the phone’s WHAT?
ITS
What if there was an apocalypse but some people were really really in denial and optimistic and thinking everything will be back to normal soon?
Like they’d be foraging through the ruins of New York for supplies, shooting raiders in the face and saying “Man, this recession is really bad, huh?”
Umm….
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
this post, plus that satire one about the increasingly ridiculous callout culture that slowly became more and more accurate
this one
was anything going on in 2017??? did everyone randomly have prophetic visions????????
Another one from 2017 by @nullsynth
the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
turns out we had the 2020 vision after all
“the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls” is actually a really fucking metal quote and i will be using it in the future
@handoverthehands it’s from Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel. Referenced as well in Spirit of the Radio by Rush and again in Disturbed’s cover of the original.
And that in itself was a reference to the Book of Daniel from the bible, when the words of the prophet were written on the Babylonian palace walls.
In the real world, it’s not the kings and people in power who see the signs of doom, but the poor people in the subway, helpless to stop it.
what happened on this post
EVERYTHING
